Sassy Drunk

And Ambiguously Gay

My name is Adrian and I'm a 22-year old trans guy from Florida. Hobbies include drawing badly, roleplaying, writing novels that I never finish, and crying.

Things I like: X-Men, Mass Effect, Dune, various books, Metal Gear Solid, World of Darkness, Spider-Man, and generally a lot of shit related to Marvel comics.

themostawkwardthingyouveeverseen:

sherlock-hannibal:

G U Y S   H E   D I D   T H E   T H I N G !

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THIS CHICKEN IS SO FROZEN IT STARTED SINGING LET IT GO

caerulea-divilu:

did-someone-say-pool:

the-time-lord-of-the-rings:

Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.

(Source: Imgur)

LOKI IS FUCKGN DUCT TAPED TO THE BED I SIMPLY CANNOT

I don’t think there will ever come a time when I won’t reblog this.

robotemperor:

smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken

outknock:

She never quite got a handle on the whole cat thing.

imploding-with-feels:

managerie76:

bunjywunjy:

raggedy-bowties:

little-goose:

sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert reading Anthony Weiner’s sext messages.

at first I thought he was reading 50 shades of grey

Stephen Colbert just turned bright red

at first I thought he was reading 50 shades of grey

are we going to ignore the EXTRA SET OF HANDS?

they-didnt-start-the-fire:

What

edwardianfred:

So, a Quidditch match at Hogwarts, right? Slytherin vs Gryffindor (yeah yeah obvious, I know shut up). And all of a sudden there’s this STAMP STAMP CLAP from the Gryffindor stand and all the Muggle-borns start singing/screaming WE WILL ROCK YOU across the pitch towards the Slytherins. And then there’s this little pause while the Muggle-born Slytherins (you know those fuckers are there, don’t deny it) have a really speedy chat, and then they retaliate with WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!

and the wizards are just standing there like what the fuck is going on??